Who is ARCHIDAMUS?
Come and find me. 
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THE BEAR 
YOUR OFFICIAL SOURCE FOR ALL
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COME SEE THE BEAR IN ACTION.

YOU WANT ANSWERS? WE HAVE THEM. 

YOUR TALE. YOUR SOURCE.
CRITICAL CHARACTER CLARK CASTS... 
HERSELF!

Ms. Clark, the Centennial High School Dance teacher has cast herself in the coveted role of The Sugar Plum Fairy. The prized role of the famous ballet The Nutcracker, Ms. Clark is taking ownership by selecting herself to be the star. Many students have expressed their desire to audition, but no. Auditions will not be held as the role has been filled. 
The Sugar Plum Fairy might be renamed as The Spiced Cider Fairy.
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STORY BREAK:
O'BRIEN, THE ACTOR? ROLE STOLEN BY ROGAN!
This week, reporters sat down with Mr. O'Brien (Centennial High School Class of 2021 Teacher of the Year) to hear the journey from budding screen actor to the Eagle's English teacher. 
"I was working my way up the ladder," says O'Brien, "I had an audition lined up for a big role in a feature film." O'Brien informed us that since he has close relations involved in the story, he could not reveal which film. "A day before the audition, I called up my cousin, Seth Rogan, to let him know about my audition. We had done many small acting gigs together growing up." O'Brien and Rogan are cousins, and the resemblance shows. "He's a great guy. Love his pottery, but..." O'Brien's face filled with disappointment, "Seth walks in to my audition the next day, and what do you know? Gets the role."
To this day, O'Brien regrets the phone call to Rogan, but not his decision to pursue teaching. It's all well now, but in the moment, it was super bad. 
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Choir Teacher Crack Up; Vanover Voice Over?
Rumors are flying that Ms. Vanover, Choir Teacher at Centennial High School, suffered a major voice crack on Friday whilst celebrating the homecoming festivities. Seen pictured here, she is worried with fraught as the claims spread that the voice crack may be more than just a slight hiccup. 
What do you think? Are the rumors true? Or did someone start them to stir up treble?
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SHEDDING LIGHT ON THE DARK ROOM DEBACLE!
ELLIOTT CAUGHT SCROLLING!
This just in - Ms. Elliott, teacher of photography at Centennial, was caught breaking her own rule: illuminating the photography dark room with the unnatural light of her phone. The gleaming glare of the phone's light is almost as intense as her betrayal of all students of photography. 
So - if you scroll, you pay the toll. 
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THE BEAR v. The Rat
The Bear has heard from multiple sources that there is a rat roaming the halls of Centennial. Many conflicting stories have revealed that the "rat" is in fact, a large mouse. A video posted to the @centennialhighmemes page on Instagram showed many students surround the mouse. 
Long story short: if you call it anything other than a mouse, the bear will rat you out. 
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DILLON AND SCALTZ SCANDAL! NO FOOD SAFE!
Our undercover source has reported and directly caught on camera Ms. Dillon stealing Dr. Scaltz's lunch out of the front office fridge. Our source has also reported that she feels no remorse for her actions. Dr. Scaltz is devastated and left lunchless. She reports to our source, "I am hurt, hungry, and all I can say is, 'hide your lunches". 
Stay tuned as this is a developing story.
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DON'T WEAR WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY SAYS THE CARNIVAL KING...
WHILE WEARING WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY

Due to credible sources, the Carnival King sent out an email on September 8th at 7:33am warning the community of wearing white post-Labor Day weekend. Days later, the King himself was seen roaming the halls wearing the forbidden color. Furthermore, the Carnival King's title has recently been called into question since rumors started circling that a Carnival has not taken place since the Fall season of 2019. 
Despite him declaring a "royal decree" it seems this King makes his own rules. ​​​​​​​
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PREVOSTO LATE, REFUSES TO GIVE COMMENT.

Ms. Prevosto, Athletics & Activities Manager, admitted to our reports that she was running late for a meeting. She declined to give any further comment. Our photo journalists managed to catch her briskly walking the halls to make it to said meeting. Many are wondering what could be so important that no further questions could be answered.
Perhaps an indoor golf cart would help?
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